The parking near the bar was £4.50 for 90 minutes – he rang me to tell me this as I was waiting for him at the arranged bar.
The ‘expensive’ parking was relatively normal for the town centre I thought.
Eli (‘e probably did :-D), originally from Ghana, was actually very nice and knew his meat- a subject on which we talked at length.
Then: “How did the babysitting go last night?”he asked,
Er- that wasn’t me….awkward!
We drank a few drinks and I tried to fancy him, but even the cocktail spectacles didn’t help and I ended the evening longing for my Nigerian (who is much prettier).
PS, the grimacing has now stopped when he is using his tongue on my nether regions – success!
Back to Mr Ghanaian: “I really like you but more as friends”, I What’s Apped him.
He replied: “Likewise here too, friends is what I want too.”
Me: “OK, cool, but I mean friends without ‘those’ benefits (hell, look, I had no interest in ever seeing him again!).”
Him: “Lol (oh no….), you up for another drink – as friends without benefits lol (aaaargh!)? That chuckled me lol (again, not kidding).”
Me: “I think it’s best we leave it for now.”
Like he wanted to be just mates!
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