Davide, a cancer (either into star signs or unflinchingly honest) from Liverpool was ‘a creative, manly man ‘ looking for a ‘very feminine’ woman, according to his ‘About Me’.
“I prefer a loving, creative, feminine, tactile woman. I’m very manly and loving. Let us get together!”
Hmm, otherwise read as ‘Highly toxic foreign bachelor seeks shag from woman who won’t call the police when he gets ‘creative’ between the sheets/down an alleyway’.
I think not….
Meathead – not his moniker but should be, from a meathead kind of place, would like to meat me…- ‘can be loving, but don’t take no shit from no-one’.
Lovely. Next!
Ah! A plastic surgeon has just messaged me, prompting visions of myself naked, covered in red marker pen – noooo!
Ah well, there was always Pete – “As long as I’ve got a hole in my arse I won’t reply to weird messages from lunatics!”
Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t really want to think about his arsehole before we’ve even met!
But little did I know I would hit 40 and things would get even more medical…..
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