I had something in my box – something too short – 5ft 9.
I’m 5ft 8 and love my heels.
But he was stocky, wrote intelligently and was, well, average-looking.
I was just about to reply when, three quarters of the way down his profile, I saw it.
Amid his loooong list of specifications for a date-worthy woman, he had listed: “average or smaller than average feet.”
WTF??!! Did he have a preferred areola diameter as well?!
And they wonder why they don’t get replies!Good job I’ve got the Nigerian old flame to keep the wheels oiled, shall we say.
Mr Nigerian announced over dinner that he did not eat ‘bark’, a rather unnecessary assertion, I thought – then it transpired he meant the skin on his baked potato. Rahahaha!
After dinner, he disrobed to reveal bright red jockey shorts with the word WEED emblazoned in big, black letters across the waistband – was this a warning, I wondered – was he one of those adult babies? Did I need to change his nappy?
Driven back online, I happened across pictures of a motorcycle enthusiast.
The lead profile photo was of a twenty something, naked, tattooed man lying down, a motorbike abed with him.
The second, third and fourth photos were of various motorbikes and the fifth was of someone’s grandad with his daughter – go figure….
The Dating Ambassador 